Seven Dwarfs of Menopause – Wooden Sign

Because someone had to name them — and now you can hang them on the wall. This charming and brilliantly funny laser-engraved wooden sign features the iconic Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful & Psycho.

A perfect gift for any woman who can laugh at the chaos — whether she's living it, survived it, or knows someone who is. Makes a brilliant birthday, Christmas, or "just because" gift.

Key Features:

• Laser-engraved Seven Dwarfs of Menopause design on quality wood
• Available in Natural Wood or Painted White finish — select from variants above
• Choice of Hanging (includes rope) or Free-standing (includes display stand) — select from variants above
• Lightweight and ready to display straight from the box
• Made to order here in the UK

Specifications:

• Material: Natural wood
• Approximate dimensions: 255mm × 145mm (W × H)
• Finish: Natural wood or painted white
• Mounting: Hanging with rope or free-standing with display stand

🇬🇧 Handcrafted & shipped across the UK | UK delivery only

Please note: As each sign is handcrafted to order using natural wood, there may be slight variations in grain, pattern, colour, and texture — this is part of the charm of a truly handmade piece.